OH NO HE DI'NT!

Interior (Sal's 401K Victor Bureau)

(Seth is typing on his computer, searching the Internet for Joe Namath pictures. He finds this photo and quickly opens up a browser and sends Sal Fasano the pic.)

Seth (With a worried look): Oh no, I hope he doesn't know.

(Pause)

(Phone Rings)

Seth (Picking up receiver): Hello?

Sal (through phone): What the F*CK!?! WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS!?!

Seth: Listen I found it on the Internet -

(Over the phone a huge crash is heard, its the sound of Sal throwing his computer out the window.)

Sal: WHO SAID HE COULD DO THAT!?! That's my 'Stache, nobody wears the FU-MANCHU, unless I, Salfonso Fasano APPROVES!

Seth: Sal, baby, it's not what it seems, he just grew it -

Sal: I DIDN'T APPROVE SH*T!!! I am going to cut that mother a new one! Then I'm going to eat his children!

Seth: Sal, you can't go back to jail again!

(Dial Tone)

Seth (turning to camera): Don't ever grow a Fu-Manchu with out his consent. (Points finger at camera.) GOT IT!

Sal Sez: You never grow it, unless I approve it. F*cking Joe Willie Namath!