So this morning I wake up. I turn on crappy over-the-air broadcast TV. I have my morning ritual of tea (for the vocal cords) and Wheaties (Breakfast of the Unemployed Broadcaster). After I scratch my groin for a few minutes I receive a text. It's from my buddy and Cowboy fan Ed. Apart from talking to him while he suicidally watched the Cardinals win on Sunday he was uplifted by last night's game. Side note: A game I cannot see because of my lack of cable. Thank you ESPN... f*cking bastards!
The text read:
"When did the Browns learn how to play football? A big thank you to whoever taught them."
Yes the once Mighty Cleveland Browns beat the New York football Giants. This will end my APB for their defenses return.
Browns to win Super Bowl? (said with exaggerated upward inflection)
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